1 00:01:22,440 --> 00:01:25,716 Hi. I'm Billy Ray Wetnapp for Pest Boys Extermination. 2 00:01:27,280 --> 00:01:30,750 And I'm Kelly, your friendly neighborhood Verminator. 3 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:32,228 And if you're like me... 4 00:01:32,480 --> 00:01:36,951 ...there's nothing you love more than a good old-fashion cookout. 5 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:39,634 But if there's one thing that fries my frankfurter... 6 00:01:39,880 --> 00:01:43,839 ...it's sharing my buns with a bunch of pesky insects. 7 00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:46,310 Well, if bugs are making you sizzle... 8 00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:49,677 ...just pick up a can of our newest insect repellent... 9 00:01:49,920 --> 00:01:52,753 ...Pure-T-Poison. 10 00:01:53,080 --> 00:01:55,753 And to demonstrate just how effective it is... 11 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:58,673 ...we've sprayed the Verminator's left arm with it... 12 00:01:58,920 --> 00:02:02,390 ...and if she wants her paycheque, she'll have to stick that left arm... 13 00:02:02,640 --> 00:02:07,031 ...into this cage of ravenous Samoan dragon beetles and take it. 14 00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:09,236 - Left? - Right. 15 00:02:09,480 --> 00:02:10,993 Got you. 16 00:02:17,640 --> 00:02:22,509 Boy, I tell you, I'd rather have my ass caned in Singapore... 17 00:02:22,800 --> 00:02:25,268 ...than get bit by one of them. 18 00:02:26,120 --> 00:02:29,078 Somebody shoot me! Shoot me, please! 19 00:02:30,560 --> 00:02:33,233 It's Manny, me and Ma here at Pest Boys, where our motto is: 20 00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:35,954 "The only good bugs is named Bunny." 21 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:39,351 Although, we'd kill him too if you paid us. 22 00:02:48,880 --> 00:02:51,792 "Left? Right. Got you"? 23 00:02:52,800 --> 00:02:56,190 You know, if you were any dumber, my IQ would go down. 24 00:02:57,640 --> 00:03:02,395 Bud, spare me your icky boy opinions and let's get back to the side effects. 25 00:03:02,640 --> 00:03:03,595 Look, all it says... 26 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:07,156 ...is that Samoans use these beetles to make a kind of truth serum. 27 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:08,753 Truth serum? 28 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:11,673 Yeah, you know, it makes it impossible for you to lie. 29 00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:16,112 For instance, if someone was to ask you, "How much is two plus two?" 30 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:18,590 Now, you would have to be honest and answer: 31 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:25,075 Oh, yeah? 32 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:27,635 Well, I may insult you back, but deep down inside... 33 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:31,150 ...I envy your intelligence and hope you can't see through me. 34 00:03:35,640 --> 00:03:39,189 Well, this could certainly be fun. 35 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:42,519 What am I gonna do? 36 00:03:42,760 --> 00:03:45,718 - Hello? - Hi, Bud. 37 00:03:45,960 --> 00:03:48,918 Hi, Mom. How's everything in Wanker County? 38 00:03:49,160 --> 00:03:51,913 Oh, fine. Grandma's doing much better. 39 00:03:52,160 --> 00:03:55,789 It was just a mild heart attack, but it took us all by surprise. 40 00:03:56,040 --> 00:03:57,268 Oh, please. 41 00:03:57,520 --> 00:04:00,717 Jupiter's got moons that weigh less than she does. 42 00:04:03,920 --> 00:04:07,390 By the way, Mom, Kelly's been real anxious to talk to you. 43 00:04:07,640 --> 00:04:08,868 Yeah. Hold on a second. 44 00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:11,793 - No, I don't wanna-- I don't wanna talk-- - Take the phone! 45 00:04:12,040 --> 00:04:14,395 - Hi, Mom. - Hi, sweetheart. 46 00:04:14,640 --> 00:04:17,279 - How is everyone? - All right, I guess. 47 00:04:17,520 --> 00:04:22,514 Dad's at the shoe store and Bud is holding his own. 48 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:29,398 - And how are you? - Well, fine. 49 00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:33,315 Especially considering what a horrible role model you were. 50 00:04:34,280 --> 00:04:35,235 But then again... 51 00:04:35,440 --> 00:04:38,876 ...you were too busy watching TV and dyeing your hair, so-- 52 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:42,320 I'll see you in a few weeks, Mom. Yeah. 53 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:46,708 Oh, my God. Those stupid beetles have me telling the truth to my own mother. 54 00:04:46,960 --> 00:04:49,269 That is a squaw that stroked the camel's sack. 55 00:04:59,360 --> 00:05:03,035 Why can't I have a job I love like everybody else? 56 00:05:03,240 --> 00:05:06,277 Oh, God, I hate my job. 57 00:05:16,880 --> 00:05:20,793 - Hey, Al? - I'm back here, Jefferson! 58 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:24,909 Oh, hey, Al. What are you doing? 59 00:05:31,320 --> 00:05:33,914 I'm doing some inventory. What's going on with you? 60 00:05:34,160 --> 00:05:38,995 Oh, Marcie's in another one of her foul moods. PMS. 61 00:05:40,360 --> 00:05:44,069 - You know, post-MasterCard syndrome. - Yeah, I know. 62 00:05:44,280 --> 00:05:47,033 I mean, she can charge anything any time she wants... 63 00:05:47,280 --> 00:05:52,035 ...but let me buy one stinking ivory-inlaid pool table... 64 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:55,276 Oh, well. You wanna come over... 65 00:05:55,520 --> 00:05:59,513 ...see what the limit on a Platinum card looks like before they haul it away? 66 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:03,435 No, to tell you the truth, I'm looking forward to a great night of sex. 67 00:06:04,200 --> 00:06:08,352 - I thought Peggy was out of town. - She is, that's what makes it so good. 68 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:12,997 Good one. 69 00:06:14,280 --> 00:06:17,272 Do me a favor, hand me that box of sandals over there, would you? 70 00:06:17,480 --> 00:06:18,833 Oh, sure. 71 00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:21,918 Hey, you know, maybe Marcie could use a pair of sandals-- 72 00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:23,997 Hey! 73 00:06:25,560 --> 00:06:29,712 - Jefferson, are you okay? - I think I got whiplash. 74 00:06:29,960 --> 00:06:32,235 I don't have no insurance. 75 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:35,549 Well, then I don't have whiplash. 76 00:06:37,400 --> 00:06:39,470 Now, wait a second, Al-- 77 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:43,039 Wait a second. There's a bunch of boxes back here, Al. 78 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:45,196 - Give me a hand. - Move them over here. 79 00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:48,995 - Check this out. - Man. What the hell? 80 00:06:51,440 --> 00:06:55,638 Hey, Jefferson, maybe this is Al Capone's treasure. 81 00:06:56,840 --> 00:07:00,674 Why would Al Capone hide his treasure in the wall of a women's shoe store? 82 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:03,150 Maybe he was dating J. Edgar Hoover. 83 00:07:05,440 --> 00:07:07,237 Come on, let's get this stuff outside. 84 00:07:14,080 --> 00:07:16,435 It's pretty heavy. 85 00:07:17,080 --> 00:07:18,513 Oh, please let it be money. 86 00:07:18,760 --> 00:07:20,512 It's gotta be money. I know it's money. 87 00:07:20,720 --> 00:07:23,075 - I know it, I know it, I know it-- - It's shoes. 88 00:07:23,320 --> 00:07:25,072 I knew it. 89 00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:30,995 Shoes. Al, what kind of numskull would hide shoes in a shoe store? 90 00:07:31,240 --> 00:07:33,117 Me. 91 00:07:33,360 --> 00:07:36,750 I didn't like doing inventory in the '70s either. 92 00:07:38,840 --> 00:07:40,398 The '70s. 93 00:07:40,640 --> 00:07:43,154 The clothes, the shoes, the music. 94 00:07:43,400 --> 00:07:45,675 Boy, did they suck. 95 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:48,631 Come on, help me wall this stuff back up. 96 00:07:48,880 --> 00:07:51,110 Oh, no, no, no. Wait a second, Al. 97 00:07:51,360 --> 00:07:53,510 Don't you know what's going on in the world? 98 00:07:53,760 --> 00:07:57,070 Oh, look at me, Jefferson. You know that I don't. 99 00:07:57,280 --> 00:08:01,034 Al, '70s fashions are back in style now. 100 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:04,875 These shoes, my friend, are worth a lot of money. 101 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:08,749 Yeah, right. These shoes cost less than 20 bucks back then. 102 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:13,630 I know those shoes. They were called Foxy Ladies. 103 00:08:13,880 --> 00:08:16,872 I'll give you $200 for those. Who do I pay? 104 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:18,832 Oh, yeah. 105 00:08:20,160 --> 00:08:23,675 Jefferson, 100 bucks each. You know what this means? 106 00:08:23,880 --> 00:08:27,031 You have to put great sex off for some other night? 107 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:31,390 Put it off? Hell, I'm having it right now. 108 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:56,356 Hi, I'm Terry Murphy with What's Hip in Chicago. 109 00:08:56,600 --> 00:08:58,875 And today I'm standing in what used to be called... 110 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:03,198 ...Gary's Shoes and Accessories, but thanks to the genius of one man-- 111 00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:06,000 That's-- That's two men. 112 00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:09,351 Two men. --the hip, the trendy and pathetic... 113 00:09:09,560 --> 00:09:12,677 ...are flocking to Al Bundy's House of Sole. 114 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:16,435 And now I'd like you to meet the shoe guru himself... 115 00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:19,518 ...Mr. Al Bundy. 116 00:09:45,600 --> 00:09:49,309 Four touchdowns in one game, you say? 117 00:09:50,880 --> 00:09:52,791 My, isn't that something? 118 00:09:53,040 --> 00:09:55,474 But for the few viewers we have left, Mr. Bundy... 119 00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:58,473 ...what inspired you to create this environment? 120 00:09:58,720 --> 00:10:01,109 Well, you see, Terr-- 121 00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:03,237 You don't mind if I call you Terr, do you? 122 00:10:03,480 --> 00:10:04,549 Yes, I mind. 123 00:10:04,760 --> 00:10:07,752 Oh, well, you see, Terr, I think that the-- 124 00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:13,197 I think the '70s symbolizes the very best in America. 125 00:10:13,400 --> 00:10:17,439 Take The Avengers, the Shelby Cobra, "Bad Moon Rising." 126 00:10:17,680 --> 00:10:20,148 That was the '60s. 127 00:10:21,920 --> 00:10:26,516 Well, take Miami Vice, the DeLorean, "Ebony and Ivory." 128 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:28,478 That was the '80s. 129 00:10:30,760 --> 00:10:32,716 Well, what happened in the '70s? 130 00:10:32,920 --> 00:10:36,469 The Ford Pinto, Diff'rent Strokes and Billy Beer. 131 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:43,432 This is Terry Murphy for What's Hip in Chicago... 132 00:10:43,680 --> 00:10:47,514 ...wishing I were Terry Murphy for What's Hip in L.A. 133 00:10:47,760 --> 00:10:50,354 Diff'rent Strokes, really? 134 00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:55,319 Back to you, Bob. Cut. 135 00:11:10,520 --> 00:11:12,397 Well, Dad, as near as I can count... 136 00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:16,354 ...you got 30 crates back there with 10 pair of shoes per crate. 137 00:11:16,560 --> 00:11:17,834 Oh, man. 138 00:11:18,080 --> 00:11:21,993 That's 30 times something shoes. 139 00:11:24,760 --> 00:11:26,990 That's exactly what Kelly said. 140 00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:29,754 Right after, she said your lack of parental guidance... 141 00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:32,349 ...was directly responsible for her low self-esteem... 142 00:11:32,560 --> 00:11:35,028 ...and has colored her relationship with all men. 143 00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:38,394 Oh, and your feet stink. 144 00:11:39,040 --> 00:11:41,713 But she's still gonna model for me, isn't she? 145 00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:43,871 - Yeah. - Then what are you bothering me for? 146 00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:45,433 Go count some shoes. 147 00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:49,189 Hey, Al. 148 00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:52,557 We've cleared over 5 grand today already. 149 00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:55,439 And the more we raise the price, the more they want them. 150 00:11:55,680 --> 00:11:56,908 Oh, man. 151 00:11:57,120 --> 00:11:59,793 - Oh, women are idiots. - Yeah. 152 00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:07,516 - You gotta love them. - Yeah. 153 00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:11,108 I gotta have some. 154 00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:18,317 Not now, Marcie, I'm working. 155 00:12:18,560 --> 00:12:22,109 Not you, a pair of these shoes. 156 00:12:22,360 --> 00:12:25,716 Do you know what I was doing the last time I was wearing shoes like these? 157 00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:30,317 Inspiring Helen Reddy to write her new song "I Am Poultry"? 158 00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:38,638 Sitting with my friends in a room full of incense... 159 00:12:38,880 --> 00:12:41,917 ...singing protest songs like "Who'll Stop the Rain"... 160 00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:45,835 ..."Everyday People," "Kung Fu Fighting." 161 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:49,758 Our generation wasn't hung up on material things. 162 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,673 - Do you have these in a nine? - Give me those, they're mine! 163 00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:55,115 Hey. Hey, now. Whoa, now. Ladies. Ladie-- 164 00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:57,788 Now, my little super freak. 165 00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:01,191 Now, there's a lot more where this came from. 166 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:04,710 Kelly, a pair of Honey Wests, please. 167 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:16,149 Kelly, those shoes are so far-out. 168 00:13:16,400 --> 00:13:21,554 They're trippy, they're groovy, they're uptight, out of sight. 169 00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:23,028 What do you think? 170 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:27,072 - Truthfully? - Of course. 171 00:13:27,960 --> 00:13:31,509 Well, since you asked, I think that there's nothing more pathetic... 172 00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:34,393 ...than trying to relive your glory days through your feet. 173 00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:39,513 Much like your hairstyle, Mrs. D'Arcy, the '70s are history. 174 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:42,029 It's just you and Alvin the Chipmunk now. 175 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:44,879 At least he has a pleasant voice. 176 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:54,915 You'll have to forgive Kelly for that Alvin crack. 177 00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:58,357 Personally, I think your voice sounds like Simon. 178 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:07,030 So, what are you gonna do with your share, Al? 179 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:09,350 I always said if I came into a little money... 180 00:14:09,560 --> 00:14:13,075 ...I'd spread it around the community. You know, give a little to charity. 181 00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:15,950 Of course, I just said that. 182 00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:21,399 Yeah, I'll probably spend it all on hookers and booze. 183 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,991 Or her. 184 00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:36,115 Al. Al, that's Dominique... 185 00:14:36,360 --> 00:14:38,828 ...the highest-paid lingerie model in the world. 186 00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:42,755 Page 36, Soft and Slinky catalog. 187 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:45,673 The plum-Lycra teddy? 188 00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:49,635 I didn't recognize her not straddling a cannon. 189 00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:54,309 - Hi. Can somebody help me? - Yes. 190 00:14:56,280 --> 00:15:01,673 My name is Al Bundy, and I was born to rock your world. 191 00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:07,355 Well, that answered none of my questions. 192 00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:10,034 I'm booked to appear on a TV special this weekend... 193 00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:12,879 ...and I need some really funky shoes to wear. 194 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:22,599 This is where you talk. 195 00:15:25,720 --> 00:15:28,029 Oh, shoes? Oh, we got shoes. 196 00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:30,589 Yeah, here's some shoes. 197 00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:34,309 Oh, I like these. 198 00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:37,279 - How much? - For what? 199 00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:39,078 - Oh, shoes? - The shoes. 200 00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:42,556 Oh, we got shoes. Here's some shoes. 201 00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:44,074 How much? 202 00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:47,232 Well, for you I could probably let them go for-- 203 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:48,913 Free. 204 00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:51,716 I wouldn't feel comfortable just taking them. 205 00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:56,238 No. I wouldn't feel comfortable just giving them to you. 206 00:15:56,480 --> 00:15:58,755 No, no, they're yours... 207 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:03,596 ...providing, when you're on the show, you mention where you got them. 208 00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:04,994 That sounds fair. 209 00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:10,189 You know, that's very, very kind of you. I'll do it. Al Bundy's House of Sole. 210 00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:14,558 Yeah, where the shoes are free and the salesmen are morons. 211 00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:20,435 What the hell did you do that for? 212 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:23,956 Al, it's a plug on network television. 213 00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:26,589 Network, it means the whole country. 214 00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:29,155 Not if it's NBC. 215 00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:34,319 Look, Al, don't you see? 216 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:37,358 If she mentions the name of the store on TV... 217 00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:40,273 ...we can sell these shoes for anything we want. 218 00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:43,796 This could be the biggest thing that ever happened to you. 219 00:16:44,560 --> 00:16:46,994 Bigger than high school football? 220 00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:51,517 Even bigger than that. 221 00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:54,035 God. 222 00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:58,472 - Dad, you're out of shoes. - Of course. 223 00:16:58,720 --> 00:17:02,633 - Are you sure about this, Bud? - What do I look like, an idiot? 224 00:17:08,920 --> 00:17:11,150 You're still out of shoes. 225 00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:13,914 And you still look like an idiot. 226 00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:16,389 All right, no problem. 227 00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:19,990 Now, there's gotta be dozens of shoemakers in the phone book. 228 00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:23,431 We'll just-- We'll call one, have him copy the shoes we have... 229 00:17:23,680 --> 00:17:27,389 ...and we'll say they're authentic. 230 00:17:27,640 --> 00:17:29,676 Jefferson, won't making all these new shoes... 231 00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:31,632 ...cost more money than we already have? 232 00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:35,594 No sweat. We'll refinance your house. 233 00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:39,792 Yeah, that should be easy to get a sixth. 234 00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:51,198 I gotta hand it to you, Jefferson... 235 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:53,635 ...these knockoffs look just like the originals. 236 00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:57,031 Well, if you want the best, you've gotta go to the best. 237 00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:02,794 If it wouldn't be too much trouble for thee... 238 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:06,077 ...might I have a little air conditioning? 239 00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:14,714 No, thee may "noot." 240 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:20,310 Now, any more complaints out of you, I'm gonna have your buckboard towed. 241 00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:22,511 Now, get back in there to work. 242 00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:25,276 Please, I gotta have these. How much? 243 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:26,754 Oh, we don't know yet, ma'am. 244 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,389 The price won't be fixed for a few more minutes. 245 00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:33,918 All right, ladies, it's shoe time. 246 00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:36,432 Excuse me. 247 00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:40,948 Live at the Kennedy Center... 248 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:46,354 ...welcome to Fox's first annual Lingerie Award. 249 00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:51,071 And here's our host, Dominique. 250 00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:56,797 Not the body, you idiots, the shoes. Show the shoes. 251 00:18:57,040 --> 00:18:58,632 Before I present the first award... 252 00:18:58,840 --> 00:19:02,230 ...I'd like to thank a very special man who has shoed my world. 253 00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:04,550 - We're rich. - Goodbye, Peg. 254 00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:07,473 Hello, everybody else. 255 00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:11,916 These shoes were a special gift... 256 00:19:12,120 --> 00:19:16,113 ...given to me by Al Bundy of Al Bundy's House of Sole. 257 00:19:16,360 --> 00:19:18,112 - Yes! - Yes! 258 00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:21,078 Methinks the price be fixed now. 259 00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:27,435 And now, for the category of Best Supporting Bra... 260 00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:30,877 ...in a comedy, musical or news special-- 261 00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:35,914 Oh, my God, Dominique just fell into the orchestra pit. 262 00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:37,559 Ladies and gentlemen... 263 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:41,548 ...the heel of Dominique's shoe has fallen off. 264 00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:44,351 It appears she has, at the very least... 265 00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:49,588 ...broken her leg in one, two, three places. 266 00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:52,876 Hello, Peg. 267 00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:56,475 Goodbye, everybody else. 268 00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:59,314 And it's all because of one shoddy shoe... 269 00:19:59,520 --> 00:20:01,795 ...from Al Bundy's House of Sole. 270 00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:03,837 You know, why don't they just spell it? 271 00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:09,632 That's A-L B-U-N-D-Y apostrophe S House of Sole. 272 00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:15,190 Serving number one. Serving-- Serving number two. 273 00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:20,514 Serving-- Serving three through 99. 274 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:25,077 Serving life without the possibility of parole! 275 00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:28,510 So it is true that one of thy shoes... 276 00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:31,433 ...hast broken the leg of fabulous supermodel Dominique? 277 00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:32,749 Afraid so. 278 00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:36,111 Thou art waist-deep in the big muddy. 279 00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:40,232 Waist-deep and upside down. 280 00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:43,153 Go raise a barn, Hiram. 281 00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:47,390 Well, listen, Al... 282 00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:51,269 ...if there's anything I can do, you just name it. 283 00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:53,829 - Well, Jefferson, you-- - See you. 284 00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:01,999 Well, I guess there's nothing left to do... 285 00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:04,918 ...but close up.